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Aphorisms and jokes about health

Also medical aphorisms, jokes about medical doctors, patients, and remedies

General

1   (Whiskey) …kills one-third of our citizens and ruins their families. - Thomas Jefferson
2   Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation. - Benjamin Franklin
3   First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, and then the drink takes the man. - Japanese Proverb

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Diet and Nutrition

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  (Whiskey) …kills one-third of our citizens and ruins their families. - Thomas Jefferson2

 

  Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation. - Benjamin Franklin3

 

  First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, and then the drink takes the man. - Japanese Proverb

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Sleep

1   All health begins with a good nights sleep.- Irish Proverb
2   That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley,
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